simplicity

Thanks to TechCruch commentator we now have the groundbreaking algorithm that Apple uses to reject applications. I myself am actually stupefied by the mere genius of such work. Well done Apple well done.

i just hacked into the App-store approval system. here’s what i found (pseudocode):

flipCoin()
if (heads)
approve app
else
reject app
wait 1 week
if (pressCoverage >= lotsOf)
rejectMoreApps
else if (pressCoverage >= tooMuch)
fireBoardMember
else
rejectAppAnyway

Source – The Secret Code Of Apple’s App Rejection Process Laid Bare